Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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