Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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