Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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