First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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