I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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