she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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