I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im six kinds of drunk right now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Everclear isn't food dammit
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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