Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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