1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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