I think my vagina is haunted
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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