i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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