There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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