Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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