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(513): View more from Ohio

thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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(917): View more from New York City

How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?

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(734): View more from Michigan

The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick

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(201): View more from New Jersey

For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.

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(631): View more from New York

the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality

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