me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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