yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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