whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I am mentally ready for anal.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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