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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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