Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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