I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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