I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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