We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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