I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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