Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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