do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
