what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize