i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
