what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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