We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Let's paint friendship bongs
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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