He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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