That's intense
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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