help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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