to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she peed on how many people?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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