My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize