White coat. Heels.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I didn't notice because vodka
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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