That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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