I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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