dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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