So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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