i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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