are you so shy because you have an std?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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