Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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