Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
