if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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