the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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