i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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