She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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