There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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