Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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