Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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