I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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