why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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