i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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