Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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