i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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